miðvikudagur, nóvember 08, 2006

Homer

Stealing? How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?

Good things don't end in "eum", they end in "mania" or "teria"

Lisa, Vampires are make believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos.

Marge, quick, how many kids do we have have? No time, I'll just estimate. 9!

Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now lets go back to that ... building ... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe ... DOH!

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

Oh my god, this man's my exact double! And that dog has a puffy tail. Hee hee hee. Here puff! Here puff!

1 Comments:

Hlynur Á said...

Hehehehe FKN snilld!

8/11/06 17:53  

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