miðvikudagur, desember 06, 2006

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Denny Crane

So, basically, you're a sicko?

It's a good feeling, you know, to shoot a bad guy. Something you Democrats would never understand. Americans... we're homesteaders, we want a safe home, keep the money we make, and shoot bad guys.

When you go out with a young girl like Sara, you have only one thing to offer, money. She can find younger, better looking guys, better lovers, guys with more interests in common. What you have is power. I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.

Alan Shore

Denny, I refuse to shoot you.

So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?

Dr. House

Overall, drug addicts are idiots.

That's absurd. I love it

What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.

Dr. Perry

I'm gonna go ahead and do this just as slowly as possible so you don't misunderstand:

I swear to God, Carla, if one more annoying thing comes my way, please just go ahead and extract some of that extra air out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins!